==Introduction==
*Sam Mclaren is the most honourable person in West Bengal,India.He earned His status just by his birth,and the hospital has now collapsed.If you know Sam Mclaren and if you hate him FBI and CIA will kill you.Reading this article is the best thing you've done in your life.
==Early life==
Sam Mclaren was born before God came.After God created earth,it was hot but Sam Mclaren cooled it down with his cool brain.Life was an idea of him but Nature stole it,still humans are mere prototype if compared to Sam Mclaren.Sam Mclaren became a superhuman in 753 bc with a formation of 19 year old boy and took a job as an engineer of Rome.When Romulus denied to pay him,he wrote a slip that Rome will burn in 53 bc and that's what happened.He became the father of Jesus by marrying Mary but as his name is too complicated for that time his name is not in Bible.He took death in 3 AD and reborn as Leonardo Da Vinci's refurbished soul.But as the time was too boring for him(No Internet,No Facebook,Twitter etc.)he took up artificial coma and slept in Pompei (ruined due to volcano).
==Medieval Life==
Sam Mclaren again came in 1754 AD slightly after Napoleon's death,to govern France but they tried to guiilotine him sadly that guillotine broke.He was send to jail but he freed himself.He disguised himself and joined the American revolution by signing the Treaty of Independence.From that time onwards America became cool. His contributions were even seen in Sepoy Mutiny for heating the blood in the Indian guts,sadly that's a failure due to unavailability of surface computering.He went into coma in the Mohenjodaro again,so after that all the tries of the Indian indepence is a failure.He woke up in 1947 and saved India from the clutches of the English.He made a house in Kolkata,but due to lack of ATMs he couldnt pay tax and went to coma again
==Now life==
Sam Mclaren is now a renowned cartonist in his own website.He also made games like Treasure Hunt (Hardest yet possible game in the world). He took up normal living and took the name of Sambaditya Guha Biswas and he's now finishing this article
==Epilogue==
Scientist can't determine when he'll goto coma again (which causes wars) but we hope that Sam Mclaren will never leave us again.
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